That was inconspicuous?! It was after nine, almost closing time and they were the only customers. It had reawakened old appetites both of them had lost long ago. And why the hell did you insist on my coming out to the diner? The farm is only another five minute drive.
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Start your review of Born to Bite Argeneau 13 Write a review Shelves: urban-fantasy , paranormal-romance , vampires Meh. This should have just been a short story, or the end of the last book. So, what is worse than a boring, depressed vampire who is also kind of dumb?
We get to read all about him sticking his hand into animal orifices and shoveling manure. Glamorous stuff, huh? So, considering my city-girlness, my dislike of anything gross, and my general distaste for the Meh. Plus, the Eeyore mentality. My least favorite character in Pooh-ville. Why is Armand, the vampire farmer, dumb? Well, he had three wives who died by beheading and fire, and yet never once talked to his own brother - the head of the vampire police - to say, "hey, maybe look into this for me?
They are pretty, not smart. Our vampire farmer has just resigned himself to everyone he ever loves dying and having to send his children away for their safety. So, he lives alone with only farm animals and their orifices to keep him entertained. Enter Eshe. She wears all leather, rides a motorcycle, and dyes her hair orange and red so it looks like her head is on fire. Le Sigh. Okay, so these two are like total opposites!! How cute and zany will it be if they get together? As it turns out - not very.
There is the "mystery", which pretty much is easy to figure out within the first 30 seconds of meeting the killer. Or, even watching one episode of CSI. How are they filling their time?
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